Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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