I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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