Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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