Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.