I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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