I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
