she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)