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(517): View more from Michigan

6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.

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(518): View more from New York

he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem

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(613): View more from Ontario

We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.

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(519): View more from Ontario

currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades

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(740): View more from Ohio

I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless

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