Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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