im gay
i know
yea but for you.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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