well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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