just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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