Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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