I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
two words...techno handjob
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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