all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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