My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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