As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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