hotel room ftw
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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