So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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