Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Houston, we have a squirter
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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