so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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