so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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