come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
