dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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