just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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