im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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