...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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