so that wasnt chicken after all
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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