I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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