Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
People in love make me want to vomit
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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