After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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