I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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