I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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