I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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