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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Randomize
