so explain again why im purple
no
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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