roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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