I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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