get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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