also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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