She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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