Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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