all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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