yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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