What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
