I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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