My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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