i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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