Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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