You're so nebulous sometimes
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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