My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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