I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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