I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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