Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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