I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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