I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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