Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
